Thursday, August 25, 2011

Summertime is almost over

...and that means that the unlucky ones amongst us have to go back to school or otherwise start being more productive.  These are a few helpful things that will ease the transition from lazy bachelorhood to productive bachelorhood.

1.  As the school season begins, some of us are in a position that requires we adjust our sleep cycles.  No more getting up at 2pm anymore.  I've found two ways to start getting up at a reasonable hour.

The less healthy version: start drinking at noon.  Hard drinking.  The idea being that you'll be so tired and drunk by 9pm that you wind up passed out.

The version that works:  Stay up all night--until the time you want to start normally going to bed the next day.  Drink a glass or two of water before bed and you've got yourself a natural, piss-powered alarm clock to get you up at a reasonable hour.

Anyway I'm busy, so that's all I've got for today.  Stay slovenly.

1 comment:

  1. Summertime - It never lasts as long as you like

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