...and that means that the unlucky ones amongst us have to go back to school or otherwise start being more productive. These are a few helpful things that will ease the transition from lazy bachelorhood to productive bachelorhood.
1. As the school season begins, some of us are in a position that requires we adjust our sleep cycles. No more getting up at 2pm anymore. I've found two ways to start getting up at a reasonable hour.
The less healthy version: start drinking at noon. Hard drinking. The idea being that you'll be so tired and drunk by 9pm that you wind up passed out.
The version that works: Stay up all night--until the time you want to start normally going to bed the next day. Drink a glass or two of water before bed and you've got yourself a natural, piss-powered alarm clock to get you up at a reasonable hour.
Anyway I'm busy, so that's all I've got for today. Stay slovenly.